2 Cornish Rappers and Rhys Darby

We spent this August at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, where we performed over 30 shows. This is our story...

Day 1: In search of a pasty

We go on the hunt for a pasty shop, but find a pie shop

Day 2: Passman finds pasties

They say they're pasties, but they look weird - there's no crimp.

Day 3: Panic sets in

We walk around asking people if they're Cornish. They're not.

Day 4: 17 kilos of flyers arrive

Day 5: Rhys Darby

While out flyering the show, I hand one to Rhys Darby. He says, "This sounds interesting, I'll definitely check it out."

Day 6: Rhys Darby checks it out

Halfway through our first song, Rhys Darby enters and takes a seat towards the back of the room. Passman is too busy spinning out that there's a girl from school sitting in the front row to notice.

Day 7: The Rhys Darby tweet

"I caught 'Two Cornish Rappers and a Casiotone' last night -12:30am in the Gilded Balloon. I was totes amazed! GO SEE THEM." 

We take the rest of the day off.

Day 8: No one comes to the show

Day 9: Back on the flyering

I find one that's been dropped on the floor. Quite upsetting.

Day 10: Continue to search for Cornish people

We look round all the grassy places, and find a girl eating a pasty.

Day 11: The Pasty Shop

It sells a 'fish, chips and mushy peas pasty' - no way am I buying a pasty from here.

Day 12: We bump into Rhys Darby in Sainsbury's

He says that he's coming to our show again tomorrow

Day 13: I'm so nervous I nearly explode

I go to my safe place. An empty 5 a-side football hall. Just me, the hall and the ball. The show goes well. Rhys Darby and his wife seem to enjoy it anyway.

Day 14: The reviews start flooding in

A 5 star review calls Passman the 'ginger Freddie Mercury', but a 2 star review calls our show a 'malicious trap for late night punters'

Day 15: 'gnomic' - The Guardian

The Guardian gives us 3 stars and describes us as 'gnomic'. Either they mean 'mysterious and often incomprehensible yet seemingly wise' or they were referring to my hat.

Day 16: New stage unlocked

So far we have collected 10 stars. It's all starting to feel very Mario Galaxy.

Day 17: Postal pasties

We order 12 pasties from Ann's pasty shop in The Lizard.

Day 18: We begin to miss Rhys Darby

We watch all his YouTube clips on Passman's Blackberry, including the hp adverts.

Day 19: The pasty plan

We invite Rhys Darby to our Pasty Party.

Day 20: The pasties arrive

They're cold. Rhys Darby doesn't come to our Pasty Party either... in fact no one does - but as it turns out they're really nice pasties, and it had been a good excuse to hoover the flat.

Day 21: Rhys Darby!

Rhys Darby comes to our show for the third time. He says he's sorry he missed our Pasty Party, but he thought we meant Pasty Party. He also says that him and his wife have been watching all our YouTube clips...

Day 22: Pasty madness

We finish off the last of the pasties for breakfast.

Day 23: The shirt off my back

With audience figures low, I try to raise some cash in other ways.

Day 24: Henning Wehn comes to our show

He doesn't appear to like it much... he doesn't tweet about it anyway.

Day 25: Sean Hughes comes to our show

He doesn't appear to like it much... but the next day he tweets about it.

Day 26: The Sean Hughes tweet

"Check out two Cornish rappers and a casiotone at gilded balloon for two more nights at 12.30am. Fun fun times."

We take the rest of the day off.

Day 27: The end?

That night we have a curry with the Darbys. We sign some CDs for them and they agree to follow us on twitter. We perform our final show and then head straight upstairs to do a slot on the infamous Late 'n' Live where, as far as I can remember everything went brilliantly.

Day 28: May contain bones

We arrive at the station. Find the right platform. 20 minutes until departure. I realise I'm standing right next to The Pasty Shop.